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WEEKLY MAH JONGG
||By Tom Sloper
September 5, 2010
American Mah Jongg (NMJL). Four yentas are playing at a mah jongg tournament. The director comes over and says, "So, ladies, is anything all right?"
"Why don't they just use the NMJL scoring and rules?" - The official scoring and rules were designed for use in homes and recreation centers. Tournaments need a different system of scoring and rules.
"Every tournament uses different rules. It's so confusing!" - Yeah, well. The NMJL hasn't published tournament rules.
"It's a pain that everybody has to start and stop by a clock." - That's how a tournament has to work. All tournaments, even in China, Japan, and Europe. Deal with it.
"If you touch the wall tile, it's yours." - If the tournament director says that's the rule, then that's the rule at that tournament. Otherwise, the NMJL rule applies; you commit to taking the wall tile only if you lift or move the tile.
"I don't like the penalty for throwing to two or more exposures." - Whereas the official NMJL rules do not include any penalty for the discarder beyond the double payment, it's necessary and right that there should be a "hot tile" penalty in a tournament setting.
"Tournament rules are too strict! Like calling you dead if you rack a taken discard." - Tournament rules must be strict, in order to be fair to the majority. Racking a taken discard makes it possible to cheat; even so, not all tournaments prohibit this.
"Or calling you dead if you peek at the blind pass." - In my opinion, you should be called dead for doing that even if you're not at a tournament. There's a reason it's called a "blind pass," after all.
"She misnamed a discard. Doesn't she have to discard the tile whose name she said, if she has one and can?" - No. That is NOT the NMJL rule. Unless the tournament director says otherwise, the NMJL rule applies. I don't have any sympathy for a player who calls a tile without looking first.
"She shouldn't be allowed to play without the NMJL card in front of her." - Why? It intimidates you? Get over it. If someone has memorized the card, that's fine by me.
"Novices shouldn't compete; it ruins things for the rest of us." - Hey. You were a novice once. Give peace a chance.
"There are men playing here? I've never played with a man before!" - Okay, now you're just getting on my nerves.
One hears so much kvetching about tournaments, it's a wonder tournament organizers have the stomach to keep on holding them. What are some of the most common complaints? Not all are about the rules; some are about other players.
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